Prince the Shih Tzu
Aliases: Principe, Bitchass, Falkor, Stinky, Stinkipe, Beastipe, Falkorino,
Breed: Shih Tzu
Favorite toy: Socks
Owner: Kristin
ASPCA personality Type: Free Spirit – Intelligent, independent, confident and clever, I prefer making my own decisions but will listen to you if you make a good case. We’re partners in this adventure. Treat me like one and we’ll both live happily ever after.
Appearance: A
Um because Prince is adorable and insanely photogenic. Also he rocks the bow tie like nobody else and he has a sassy personality that one ups yours.
Friendliness (People): B
Friendliness (Dogs): C
Prince is prickly. He’s like a cactus. You have to cut through his spiky exterior to find the nourishing flesh inside. Cute and cuddly with other canines on his own terms.
Special Talents: C
He can sit, he can lay down, he can speak, he can dance (for food).
Begging for Food: B
Prince’s begging is successful when mom isn’t looking.
Other important information: Prince is one sexy animal and he is sass master extraordinaire and that’s why he wins all the awards.
Overall Grade: B
Review Of My Dog 
Dog Historical Expert
I’m no expert… but the majestic tuft of hair on this dog’s forehead seems to indicate a royal heritage. I know that the Shih Tzus of ancient Shihtzuland always held such a feature in high esteem, sometimes even worshiping dogs with that tuft of hair as gods.